Things You Never Thought You’d Say as a Parent

 

We all say strange things to our kids! This month’s original cartoon caption is from Dawn of Pittsburgh, who has two boys 19 months apart. When her oldest was around 4, he went through a whole male genitalia fixation stage. “I was getting him ready for a bath, and he said to me, ‘I got you, Mommy,’” Dawn said. “Seriously—they need to warn you about the ridiculous things you will say before you have children.”

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Things You Never Thought You’d Say as a Parent

 

We all say strange things to our kids! This month’s original cartoon caption is from Claire Meade of Oak Hill, Va. Claire routinely had to say this to her younger son around age 5 “when he was in his big naked stage.” Fortunately, his older brother managed to keep his pants on at the table.

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Things You Never Thought You’d Say as a Parent

 

We all say strange things to our kids! This month’s original cartoon caption is from J from Kentucky. After J and her two daughters watched a “Running Wild with Bear Grylls” episode, this happened. “Strangely enough, this incident occurred between two girls, with the younger one (age 5) wanting to take a sip,” J related.

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